You know how, when you buy a new wallet,
it comes with fake credit cards?
Well, FQ treated himself to a new portefeuille recently
& inside, printed on cardboard, was this:
This week, while experiencing the annual exercise in frustration
known as renewing my Carte de Séjour (Resident's Visa),
I couldn't help wishing it was that easy to add French nationality
to my collection of ID cards.
OK, OK, so the woman in the photo
is a bit older than me,
surely has a better French accent than I do,
& has bangs & brown eyes.
Otherwise, I could totally pass myself off as her, non?
P.S. The tomatoes have nothing to do with immigration.
Just in case you were wondering.